Magical Migraine Help

OK, how about something actually useful?

As headaches and migraines are a possible side effects of the medication estradiol, very commonly prescribed to transsexual women for hormone replacement therapy (HRT), I’m able here to address in one blog article both transsexuality and sorcery. Come to think of it, this hasn’t been a very sorcerous blog thus far. But one thing the world does not need is another spellbook. On the other hand, three magical migraine  countermeasures on one page … that’s worth doing.

Here are three magical techniques that work for me personally to halt an oncomng migraine. They also work for tension headaches, et al.  (I seldom get sinus headaches, so I can’t speak to their efficacy against them.)

Nota Bene: these techniques, unless otherwise noted, do not work well for me once a migraine has fully entered the pain stage.  But if you first notice your own predromal syptoms, or if the pain has just started, and try one of these methods, you may find yourself greatly relieved.  Often I seem to skip the pain phase of the migraine and pass directly to somewhere in the postdromal phase.

I am of course not a doctor and this is not medicine, this is magic.  Readers may consider it to be a mere curiosity.  Everyone is able I hope to make up their own mind.

Number 1. — From Secrets of the Psalms by Godfrey Selig

This book was published no later than the early 1920s, and was greatly used by Hoodoo practitioners and other Southern Conjurefolk.  Some pagans and polytheists may have difficulty praying a Psalm.  The Bible however is full of magic.  Read Morton Smith’s Jesus the Magician.  Read Robert Conner’s Magic in the New Testament.  Odds are that Master Yeshua was a mage.  Remember that during approximately half of its over five centuries long existence — for 276 years if memory serves me well — Solomon’s Temple was graced by the presence of the Lady Asherah, consort of Yahweh.  Remember that Solomon was a polytheist.  Of all the books in the Bible, both the Hebrew and Christian, the Book of Psalms can fairly be called the most magical. It’s one big spellbook.  Forget your scruples, have pity on your head and remember this dictum: “Whatever works.”

Psalm for Severe Headache or Backache

Psalm 3.–Whosoever is subject to severe headache or backache, let him pray this Psalm, with the leading holy names and appropriate prayer contained therein, over a small quantity of olive oil, anoint the head or back while in the act of prayer.  This will afford immediate relief.  The holy name is Adon (Lord), and is found in the words Weatta, verse 3; Baadi, verse 3; Hekizoti, verse 5; and Hascheini, verse 7. The prayer is as follows: Adon (Lord) of the world may it please thee to be my physician and helper.  Heal me and releive me from my severe headache or backache, because I can find help only with thee, and only with thee is counsel and action to be found. Amen!–Selah–Selah!

This is a bit confusing, and differences exist in exactly how practitioners put Selig’s Psalms to work.  The following is simply what I do.  First I pour a very small amount of olive oil into my left hand (my migraines are almost always on the left side of my head).  I then pray the 3rd Psalm aloud, and wherever the text has either “Lord” or “God” I substitue the holy name “Adon” mentioned in the above paragraph. I don’t fool around with the other words or holy names whatsoever. Then I pray the additional prayer, while simultaneously massaging the olive oil into the place on my head nearest to the migraine at that moment.

For your convenience, here is the 3rd Psalm, in the King James Version, in its entirety.

1 A Psalm of David, when he fled from Absalom his son. LORD, how are they increased that trouble me! many are they that rise up against me.
2 Many there be which say of my soul, There is no help for him in God. Selah.
3 But thou, O LORD, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.
4 I cried unto the LORD with my voice, and he heard me out of his holy hill. Selah.
5 I laid me down and slept; I awaked; for the LORD sustained me.
6 I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, that have set themselves against me round about.
7 Arise, O LORD; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.
8 Salvation belongeth unto the LORD: thy blessing is upon thy people. Selah.

As early modern spellbooks say: Probatum.

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Number 2. — From John George Hohman’s The Long Lost Friend

The Long Lost Friend is America’s most famous grimoire. I encountered it as a muggle teen (no offense I hope, non-magical people out there, it’s just a handy word) in the Silver John fantasy stories of Manly Wade Wellman, set in the Appalachian mountains (as was I, it so happened). Wellman went on to write several Silver John novels, but those earliest stories, first published in the volume Who Fears the Devil? (1963), are what abides in my memory.

Reminiscence aside, here’s the spell. It’s number 50 in the book:

Tame thou flesh and bone, like Christ in Paradise; and who will assist thee, this I tell thee, (name,) for your repentance-sake. ✠ ✠ ✠ This you must say three times, each time pausing for three minutes, and your head-ache will soon cease. But if your head-ache is caused by strong drink, or otherwise will not leave you soon, then you must repeat those words every minute. This, however is not often necessary in regard to headache.

“✠” means make the Sign of the Cross. For those unfamiliar with the Sign of the Cross, here’s how to make it. You generally use your first three fingers and you start at the top, at your forehead, going down to your heart. Then you move your fingers to your left shoulder and form the crossbar, moving your fingers to the right shoulder. That’s it. You do this, in this spell, three times.

Note. As there’s a place to insert your name, I must assume you can perform this spell on others, as spells to stop blood, etc., in The Long Lost Friend, obviously designed to be used on other people, contain that same blank: (name).  I have however never worked this spell on another person, so I can’t vouch for its effectiveness, so used. But on yourself, it’s a winner, despite (or because of) its simplicity.

Probatum.

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Number 3. — The Mahasirs (Big Head) Mudra

This mudra is found in several books on mudras I’ve collected and is the most effective of the three magical remedies I’ve included here. It can actually help, but not cure, a full-blown migraine. It has seriously reduced the pain of the pain phase of migraines for me. Nothing else I know can touch a full-blown migraine, except triptans (which I can’t take) and fioricet, which I can take, but which doctors don’t like to prescribe because it contains a barbiturate in it. (They’d rather give you something non-addictive which just might give you a heart attack than something addictive but easy to withdraw from — doctors are insane, that’s the end of it.)

You make the Mahasirs Mudra like so (picture to follow). You fold your thumb and your little finger towards each other. A crease will form in the middle of your hand. In this crease, pretty high towards the top of your hand, gently stick the tip of your ring finger. A gentle touch is key with mudras. Then touch the tip of your thumb to the tips of the index and middle fingers. Then extend your little finger as straight as you can without straining. It looks like this.

Mahasirs mudra

Do this with both hands. Keep your hands close to your body, like on your thighs. Breathe calmly, preferably meditation-style belly breaths if you can manage that. Hold the mudra for six minutes, or for as long you feel like holding it. Do this up to three times per day. Personally I use http://www.onlinemeditationtimer.com/, setting it for six minutes. Then I just sit and meditate and wait for three or four minutes before I repeat.

It works good. Really, really good. Try it.

Probatum.

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Bonus! A non-magical cocktail passed on to me by my neurologist.

A non-magical cocktail. Take feverfew, magnesium and vitamin B2.  Available at many drug stores, natural food markets, and online feverfew is a wonderdrug.  My migraines are what are known as complex migraines, which basically means that any godsdamned thing can happen.  Triptans such as Imitrex and Maxxalt do not work well for complex migraines. Feverfew however does work well.  When you suffer from a migraine, take feverfew. Or better yet, the non-magical cocktail described above.

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I hope someone out there finds one or more of these magical migraine countermeasures of use. May the megrim stay far from you and yours.

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7 thoughts on “Magical Migraine Help

  1. Elnigma says:

    Hi! I’m so sorry you get migraines. Was a good post, like that mudra. Feverfew doesn’t work for me, just like nothing works for everybody, but I have a friend who swears by it. But Petadolex/butterbur (not plain herbal form, since that can damage livers) – about a month after daily taking that + B2, 125mg magnesium, D3 each day, I got fewer migraines. Like the proof – I’d the first time in over 8 years I got caught in rain by surprise (weather trigger). Sadly same stuff didn’t do anything for some others who’ve tried the same. medical journal info – http://journals.lww.com/neurotodayonline/Fulltext/2012/05030/From_the_AAN_and_the_American_Headache_Society_.2.aspx
    I haven’t found a magickal cure/prevention that worked all the time or I wouldn’t be typing this with sunglasses on. Food wise though, easily digested protein like from eggs help prevent and fresh ginger and garlicly food, and a drink the right temp for the time (hot, warm, or cool – not cold) can help soothe or treat at times, sometimes even kick it. I personally don’t have food triggers – I do sometimes have smell triggers, like having to rush away or avoid the detergent aisle at the supermarket or avoid hazelnut-scented things – but I do have food/drink helpers.
    A lot of ‘spiritual’ people have come down on me over time as weak or lazy for having something that didn’t go away like poof. Got a bunch of guilt-tripping and suggestions, like it was occurring because I was “negative” or “weak-willed”. That’s just mean people being mean, and I’ll yell at someone who i see doing that to someone new -,just saying if someone’s ever giving you “The Secret” lectures and you’re feeling shamed for being ill, I’ll share your fury.
    Bright Blessings, Elnigma

    • Thank the Gods I haven’t had a migraine in several months now. I share your feelings towards people who believe in the Law of Attraction so much they say victims wanted what victimized them. Must dash, more later….

  2. Elnigma says:

    also, I tried the first few, no budge, but the mudra – yummy. Thank you!

    • I’m so glad the mudra worked for you. It’s definitely a keeper. Sorry the first two didn’t work out for you, but the Mahasirs mudra is really the ace in the hole. Much love, Rachel

  3. Robert Mitchell says:

    I don’t know if I get migraines, but I get what I call “the claw.” Feels like a monster is crushing the back of my head, and the pain radiates over the crown of my head and down my neck.

    Things that lower blood pressure will take off at least some of the stank. Here’s my mundane cure:

    Put a teaspoon of dry mustard into a basin of hot water and soak your feet for 20 minutes (substitute red pepper if you don’t have dry mustard in the cabinet). This pulls the blood to the feet and legs and lowers blood pressure. When done, rinse and dry your dogs. Voila!

  4. The “claw” sounds awful. I used to think migraines, to be called migraines, had to hurt in only one half of your head and that the pain had to move around, be unlocatable. Now I know that’s wrong — the “claw” sounds like a migraine to me. I’m glad you have a home treatment for it.

  5. […] one came on quick and then I remembered I myself had posted here on magically curing them. Here is a link to that. I was able to skip most of the pain phase and proceed directly to the postdromal or […]

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